View Poll Results: Post count

Voters
140. This poll is closed
  • High post count means nothing

    27 19.29%
  • High post count is everything

    20 14.29%
  • High Post count gives me something to do

    18 12.86%
  • WHO Cares?

    51 36.43%
  • Mine Is bigger than Yours!

    24 17.14%
Page 52 of 11761 FirstFirst ... 2425051525354621021525521052 ... LastLast
Results 511 to 520 of 117602
Like Tree3Likes

Thread: increase your post count here

  1. #1
    microphage's Avatar
    microphage is offline Useless Member 512 points
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Posts
    7,749
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    increase your post count here

    emerson24 5.58 Posts/day 317 posts since Jun 03
    Doc 5.37 Posts/day 1004 posts since Jan 24

    Look out Doc, he's gunning for ya!!! Congrats on a thousand posts btw.
    Abh likes this.
    Finally beat Super Mario Bros within 7 mins.

  2. #511
    Batman007's Avatar
    Batman007 is offline Senior Member 511 points
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Gotham City
    Posts
    559
    Downloads
    2
    Uploads
    0
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Advertisements



    i like roasted peanuts
    Batman: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."
    Robin: "No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket."
    Batman: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

  3. #512
    Batman007's Avatar
    Batman007 is offline Senior Member 511 points
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Gotham City
    Posts
    559
    Downloads
    2
    Uploads
    0
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    it's nice to have you back muthea
    Batman: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."
    Robin: "No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket."
    Batman: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

  4. #513
    empathy's Avatar
    empathy is offline Senior Member 516 points
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    New Jersey
    Posts
    1,081
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Are you sure?

    what is it about the taste you like? It's not sweet, not fruity......

    Quote Originally Posted by orthonut
    I am "they" and yes "we" do too "drink it for the taste"


  5. #514
    Batman007's Avatar
    Batman007 is offline Senior Member 511 points
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Gotham City
    Posts
    559
    Downloads
    2
    Uploads
    0
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by empathy
    what is it about the taste you like? It's not sweet, not fruity......
    if you are still taking about beer, then let me explain.......





    ........imagine a HOT humid, day. you feel sweat down your face. you need something COLD...ICE COLD... somethings smooth down the throat. something that can ONLY be sipped, and with EACH sip, you get that SAME origonal taste of your pesonal beer....


    .......some drink from the bottle, some a mug. i prefer the bottle. as the bottle neck makes it's way to your mouth, you can allready ENVISION the taste, it's coming....

    ...then, that FIRST droplet of beer, bound by adhesive forces, SLIGHTLY touches the tip of the tounge......

    ...it feels RICH and SMOOTH. full of a particulate flavour. not too strong, not to light, not to dark, not too light...


    ...it's that PERFECT beer, that then makes it's way into the MOUTH...


    ....that FIRST sip of the day, is the most special one. It's what gets the mouth ready for the rest of the night (or day)...


    ...then, you continue that first sip...not too much beer, not too little. just enough to get that critical first sip started....


    as you tilt the beer bottle neck down, you do so CAREFULLY. as you lower it, you are still enjoying the rich and smooth taste of the Sip...


    you make sure that every droplet reaches all corner of all zones in the mouth, it's crucial not to let it go straight down, without it reaching all corners.....

    ...then, as it goes down the throat, you close you eyes for a brief moment, and enjoy the feel against the throat ---> finally! the throat is CURED!!!!!!!!!!!!


    and then, you continue the process, and then move onto the next beer....






    i hope an alcoholic does not read this.....
    Batman: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."
    Robin: "No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket."
    Batman: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

  6. #515
    orthonut's Avatar
    orthonut is offline Moderator 510 points
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    SOCMOB
    Posts
    3,296
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    [quote=islandwife]
    Quote Originally Posted by orthonut
    Nope, not Homer, and it wasn't Virgil either.





    It was Benjamin Franklin.


    Now for your next question.

    Who said this: "You should pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you should never pick your friend's nose"?[/quote]

    Oh - wasn't that Pee Wee Herman?? I tell my son that one all the time, but I say it "You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends' noses."
    No

    get this


    <wait for it>





    ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!!! lol! I swear to god!
    SGU Forum Moderator

    Hidden Content

    "I am serious, and DON'T call me Shirley"

    Curmudgeon index: NEEDS MOAR COFFEE! Hidden Content

  7. #516
    orthonut's Avatar
    orthonut is offline Moderator 510 points
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    SOCMOB
    Posts
    3,296
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by jpryor
    I believe George Carlin is credited with the nose-picker joke, but I think I heard that as a child, which predates his 15 minutes of fame.
    Yes, he may have had the same summer reading list I did. VMI made us read "Lincoln on Leadership" apparently it was something his father told him. Along the same lines of his famous quote about pleasing some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but never being able to please all of the people all of the time.
    SGU Forum Moderator

    Hidden Content

    "I am serious, and DON'T call me Shirley"

    Curmudgeon index: NEEDS MOAR COFFEE! Hidden Content

  8. #517
    orthonut's Avatar
    orthonut is offline Moderator 510 points
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    SOCMOB
    Posts
    3,296
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by empathy
    what is it about the taste you like? It's not sweet, not fruity......
    Obviously, you have never had

    Blackwatch Cream Porter (MacTarnahan's)

    Berryweizen (Widmer Brothers)

    etc.

    Both fruity AND sweet at times...


    Also...good Guinness is chocolaty and...full of yeasty goodness.

    Nothing better than a pint of black and tan either!

    Rich, exotic, sometimes fruity, always flavorful (well, except Carib...and colorado cool-aid AKA coors light...)
    SGU Forum Moderator

    Hidden Content

    "I am serious, and DON'T call me Shirley"

    Curmudgeon index: NEEDS MOAR COFFEE! Hidden Content

  9. #518
    empathy's Avatar
    empathy is offline Senior Member 516 points
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    New Jersey
    Posts
    1,081
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Whoa Batman

    I had no idea you were such a poet. Beer brings out a whole different side of you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Batman007
    if you are still taking about beer, then let me explain.......





    ........imagine a HOT humid, day. you feel sweat down your face. you need something COLD...ICE COLD... somethings smooth down the throat. something that can ONLY be sipped, and with EACH sip, you get that SAME origonal taste of your pesonal beer....


    .......some drink from the bottle, some a mug. i prefer the bottle. as the bottle neck makes it's way to your mouth, you can allready ENVISION the taste, it's coming....

    ...then, that FIRST droplet of beer, bound by adhesive forces, SLIGHTLY touches the tip of the tounge......

    ...it feels RICH and SMOOTH. full of a particulate flavour. not too strong, not to light, not to dark, not too light...


    ...it's that PERFECT beer, that then makes it's way into the MOUTH...


    ....that FIRST sip of the day, is the most special one. It's what gets the mouth ready for the rest of the night (or day)...


    ...then, you continue that first sip...not too much beer, not too little. just enough to get that critical first sip started....


    as you tilt the beer bottle neck down, you do so CAREFULLY. as you lower it, you are still enjoying the rich and smooth taste of the Sip...


    you make sure that every droplet reaches all corner of all zones in the mouth, it's crucial not to let it go straight down, without it reaching all corners.....

    ...then, as it goes down the throat, you close you eyes for a brief moment, and enjoy the feel against the throat ---> finally! the throat is CURED!!!!!!!!!!!!


    and then, you continue the process, and then move onto the next beer....






    i hope an alcoholic does not read this.....


  10. #519
    empathy's Avatar
    empathy is offline Senior Member 516 points
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    New Jersey
    Posts
    1,081
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    consider me humbled

    Those do sound good. I've only tried 3 in my thirty something years so let me hush. I'm out of my league here.

    Quote Originally Posted by orthonut
    Obviously, you have never had

    Blackwatch Cream Porter (MacTarnahan's)

    Berryweizen (Widmer Brothers)

    etc.

    Both fruity AND sweet at times...


    Also...good Guinness is chocolaty and...full of yeasty goodness.

    Nothing better than a pint of black and tan either!

    Rich, exotic, sometimes fruity, always flavorful (well, except Carib...and colorado cool-aid AKA coors light...)


  11. #520
    Batman007's Avatar
    Batman007 is offline Senior Member 511 points
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Gotham City
    Posts
    559
    Downloads
    2
    Uploads
    0
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    lighter is to cigarete, as beer is to man
    Batman: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."
    Robin: "No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket."
    Batman: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

LinkBacks (?)


Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •