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    To all AUC students from the North US

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    To all the northern folk. Thought this was funny.
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    Am I a WHAT?

    A BLUENECK (Northerner) -- the opposite of a REDNECK
    (Southerner).

    We all know some Redneck jokes - - Well, here are some
    takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners.
    OR - - how some Northerners MIGHT sometimes think of
    themselves.

    YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF...

    ... Instead of referring to two or more people as
    "Y'all," you call them "You guys," even if both of
    them are women.

    ...You think barbecue is a verb meaning "To cook
    outside."

    ...You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY

    ...You would never stop to buy something somebody was
    cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled
    peanuts)

    ...You don't have any problems pronouncing
    "Worcestershire Sauce" correctly

    ...For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin
    to grits

    ...You don't know what a Moon Pie is.

    ...You've never had an RC Cola.

    ...You've never, ever eaten okra - - fried, boiled,
    or pickled.

    ...You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

    ...You've never seen a live chicken, and the only
    cows you've seen were out in fields when you were on a
    road trip

    ...You have no idea what a polecat is

    ...You don't see anything wrong with putting a
    sweater on your dog.

    ...You don't have bangs.

    ...You would rather have your son become a lawyer
    than grow up to get his own TV fishing show

    ... You drink either "pop" or "soda"- instead of
    "Cokes."

    ...You've never eaten, and don't know how to make, a
    tomato sandwich.

    ...You have never planned your summer vacation around
    a gun-'n-knife show.

    ...You think more money should go to scientific
    research at your university than to pay the salary of
    the head football coach

    ...You don't have even one can of WD-40 somewhere
    around the house

    ...The last time you smiled was when you blocked
    someone from getting on an on-ramp to the interstate highway.

    ...You don't have any hats that advertise feed stores.

    ...You have more than one professional sports team in
    your home state

    ...You call binoculars opera glasses

    ...You can't spit out of the car window without first
    pulling over to the side of the road and stopping the
    car

    ...You don't have any friends with two first names
    (i.e., Joe Bob, Ella Faye, Billy Ray, Mary Sue, Bubba
    Dean, Joe Dan)

    ...You don't know any women with male names (i.e.,
    Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie)

    ...You don't have a Maw-maw or a Paw-paw.

    ...You get freaked out when people on the bus
    (subway) talk to you.

    ... None of your fur coats are
    homemade. YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    haha very true except about the cows and wd-40.....we got plenty of cows here



    just remember worcestershire sauce is pronounced woostershire
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    Thank God I live south of the Manson-Nixon line.

    This post is going to the relaxing lounge. G
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    I may be a jerk, but I'm a Jedi jerk like my father.

    Some say I look like Buzz Lightyear....
    (They're right)

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    Very true except the cows,WD-40, and friends with 2 first names, or girls with boys names. But then I am from the North "country" not as bad as being a yooper but close. We don't have Maw Maw's we have Memaw's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swimguy23
    just remember worcestershire sauce is pronounced woostershire
    I always thought it was "whats-'is-here Sauce" Thanks for clearing that up. G
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    Dixie...

    Oh Bill you never fail to touch the nerve of our yankee bretheren. As a son of the south, I grew up on cold Cush Cush, Boudin, gumbo and LSU football games with 97,000 of my closest friends. GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!! SEC champs, here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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