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    A Gentleman was duck hunting one day on a Georgia plantation and having a pretty good go of it. At the end of the day he had bagged three ducks and just as he was packing up his equipment the ranger pulled up. He asks to see the ducks that the guy had killed. He takes the first one, sticks his finger up it's butt, pulls it out and sniffs it. "this here ducks from North Carolina. You got a North Carolina hunting license son." "No Sir." replied the guy. The ranger takes the second duck and does the same thing. "This here ducks from Tennessee. You got a Tennessee hunting license boy." "No sir" replied the guy. The Ranger takes the third duck and does the same thing. "This here ducks from Alabama. You got an Alabama license there kiddo." "No Sir" replied the guy. "well then boy, you are in a world of s?!t. Where you from anyway." The guy turns around, bends over and says, " You tell me ranger, your the expert."
    I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say I'm stupid. That way, you wouldn't rely on them would you. You wouldn't ask them anything. It'd be like, "excuse me...oops, nevermind, I didn't see your sign."

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    Yeah, you weren't around during the great purges. These types of threads aren't allowed here.
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    I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say I'm stupid. That way, you wouldn't rely on them would you. You wouldn't ask them anything. It'd be like, "excuse me...oops, nevermind, I didn't see your sign."

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    Here is a trivia question, everytime the donkey is having sex, the she donkey opens her mouth wide open, I wonder why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheikh1
    Here is a trivia question, everytime the donkey is having sex, the she donkey opens her mouth wide open, I wonder why.
    Well, the polite thing to do would be to stop and walk around front and ask her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpryor
    Quote Originally Posted by sheikh1
    Here is a trivia question, everytime the donkey is having sex, the she donkey opens her mouth wide open, I wonder why.
    Well, the polite thing to do would be to stop and walk around front and ask her.
    take note folks, years of experience in buggery in this post. you can learn a lot from the bald man in the old mercedes

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLK
    take note folks, years of experience in buggery in this post. you can learn a lot from the bald man in the old mercedes

    Ah, there we go. Whew! I was beginning to think you didn't like me anymore.

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    Do you know what the Govinator and the Bushinator have in common, they both have very short tools, and that is why they are girlyman!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpryor
    Quote Originally Posted by sheikh1
    Here is a trivia question, everytime the donkey is having sex, the she donkey opens her mouth wide open, I wonder why.
    Well, the polite thing to do would be to stop and walk around front and ask her.
    thats priceless.....

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