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    the funniest thing i have heard about the world cup

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    Beckham, who had worn short sleeves in the first half, switched to long sleeves after the break. Shortly after the goal, he vomited on the field.

    - from an article about England's 1-0 win over Ecuador
    but remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

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    Not sure seeing someone throw up after running 10 miles in 90 minutes in 30 degree heat is funny or not
    "Mr Churchill, you are drunk!"
    "And you, my dear, are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober"

    "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be"

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    He probably had to wear long sleeves to cover the IV they gave him to keep on going. He has to maintain electolytes out there. What kind of penalty is there for vomiting on the other team members? Could become a new strategy for soccer.

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    As the captain, Beckham's the main role model to the younger generation. His arms are sporting quite a few tattoos these days so he feels its better to cover them up whenever possible on the pitch, setting a positive example and what not
    "Mr Churchill, you are drunk!"
    "And you, my dear, are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober"

    "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmericanIMG
    Beckham, who had worn short sleeves in the first half, switched to long sleeves after the break. Shortly after the goal, he vomited on the field.

    - from an article about England's 1-0 win over Ecuador

    I watched that game. I missed that part where he vomited. Did they show it on camera?

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    Dwight Yorke had some of the grossest camera time. First he reached into his pants to grab his family jewels when he got kicked in it during the england game and he farmer joe'd during the game against paraguay. I guess he was just unlucky

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    At Japan/South Korea 2002 one of the US players, Beasley I think was caught on camera crouching at the touchline. He pulled his shorts to the side, whipped it out and proceeded to urinate on the grass
    "Mr Churchill, you are drunk!"
    "And you, my dear, are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober"

    "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be"

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    Beckham was miserable today. He's only in the team, for free kicks and corners. I think Beckham should be dropped, and a second striker next to Rooney should replace him, Crouch. Sven is a moron. Holland vs Portugal next. I think the last 8 will be Germany, Argentina, England, Holland, Brazil, Spain, Italy, and Switzerland. And besides Switzerland, I think it's fair to say, that the favoruites will make it to the last 8.

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    becks

    Quote Originally Posted by Gooner
    Beckham was miserable today. He's only in the team, for free kicks and corners. I think Beckham should be dropped, and a second striker next to Rooney should replace him, Crouch. Sven is a moron. Holland vs Portugal next. I think the last 8 will be Germany, Argentina, England, Holland, Brazil, Spain, Italy, and Switzerland. And besides Switzerland, I think it's fair to say, that the favoruites will make it to the last 8.
    well today w/o him england loses. as for him covering up his tats, the whole first half he didnt, i think it was more for the IV usage at the break, or maybe he wanted to put on a lucky shirt who knows.
    but remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

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    oh and by the way it was the quote that i thought was just so random that it was hilarious. i have had to go through 2hr 2 a day practices in full American football pads in 114degree weather...definitely not fun.
    but remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

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