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    Babysitter needed

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    I am looking for a well qualified babysitter with experience with hyperactive children. I need someone to watch my 8 month old daughter Candy while I am in class.


    Candy has learned how to escape the dog carrier that I have been keeping her in and I have been forced to ducttape her to the wall until I get home and finish my homework.

    Don't worry, I have been using superabsorbant diapers. There is no urine on the wall.

    You will need to be careful plugging in the lights because Candy has chewed through most of the wires of the lights in the living room. I would not want you to get shocked.

    If Candy gets hyper, she seems to calm down if I give her a bag of paint chips.

    If you feel you are qualified to take care of my little angel, please attach a resume to a PM.

    Thank you for your consideration........Doctor Monkey

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    Which one is she? The one on the left or the one on the right?

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    I know dr monkey has kids... is this a joke?

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