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    Cornography blocked in the dorms

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    I consider myself a normal average red blooded male. Even though I consider myself a pretty cool guy, I don't currently have a girlfriend, and I need an outlet for my sexual urges produced by these gosh darn testosterone producing testicles. So, I take it upon myself to look at cornography on the internet in my down time. It doesn't hurt anybody, and I enjoy it.

    It keeps me regular and helps me go to sleep after a long day. I am able to clear my head, focus on my studies, and prevents me from wasting time, trying to flirt with the few pretty girls in school (mostly already taken), trying to take them on dates, spend money and time on them that I frankly don't have.

    WHY!? Why has the school blocked my "hobby" of purveying cornography!? Do they want me to turn to other bad habits to get my kicks? Become a gambling addict? Start taking drugs sold by the many drug dealers around town? What if I start relieving stress by stuffing my pie hole with Pizza Dan's pizzas and get atherosclerosis and die early?

    Come on AUC Internet-controlling-people! Don't do this to us average joes! Internet cornography is what makes this world go round. I beg of you, please give us back our sacred corn. Thanks.

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    Cornography blocked in the dorms-cornography.jpg
    To help you get through

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    Cornography blocked in the dorms-sweet-corn1.jpg

    sweet sweet corn

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    DrNormalGuy, I am a recovering gambling addict and your tone towards gamblers and drug abusers is rather judgmental. Still, I am sympathetic to your plight.

    Two things:

    1st off, rather than stream you should download the movies to your HDD as it it allows you to skip ahead to the good parts without buffering issues. I would also strongly recommend that you burn the quality stuff to DVD media for posterity (it's also a good backup in case your external HDD crashes). All of my favorite actresses from HS are no longer working in the industry but I can just pop in a random disc of the videos they made in their prime and have a nostalgic blast from the past. It's always fun to see the before and after on my favorites: boob jobs, tattoos, piercings, etc. Of course, I can also share it with my kids when they're of age, so they know the kind of actresses their dad grew up watching.

    Secondly, I'm glad you don't have a GF. If you did and you still needed p0rn, I would highly recommend that you find a new girlfriend who can better meet your needs. I have many TBs of movies, so having the internet blocked is never a big deal for me. Hopefully you can fill your HDD with a lot of HQ files when you come back to the states for break. I definitely understand the time/money commitments of having a GF. If you don't have time, but do have a little money, you can get whatever you want for $40 over the hill in P-burg. Send me a private message if you need more info. If you have no time, no money, and no internet, my only suggestion is that you use your imagination and vigorous manual stimulation. It should be enough to get the job done.

    Think about it this way: Assuming you have a car - going over the hill twice a week will cost you ~$6,400 during your 5 semesters on the island. If you failed classes and had to stay for 6 semesters, that extra semester's tuition plus housing is at least $16k, so you're still "saving" $10,000 if going over the hill helps you focus on your school work, pass all your classes, and get off the island in 5 semesters.

    I know how much you are suffering right now, and I feel for you.

    Stay Strong,
    George

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    There should be pretty easy ways to get past AUC's content blocking and I'm sure plenty of people around campus can tell you how to do it.

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    ah slevit hotspot shield, that was murdered by the it staff about 2 semesters ago

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    Hahahahah this thread is HILLARIOUS!!!! Keep it rollin'!!!!!!

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    hotspot shield is just one of MANY similar services out there. I'm sure you can find one that will work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by georgelucas45 View Post
    DrNormalGuy, I am a recovering gambling addict and your tone towards gamblers and drug abusers is rather judgmental. Still, I am sympathetic to your plight.

    Two things:

    1st off, rather than stream you should download the movies to your HDD as it it allows you to skip ahead to the good parts without buffering issues. I would also strongly recommend that you burn the quality stuff to DVD media for posterity (it's also a good backup in case your external HDD crashes). All of my favorite actresses from HS are no longer working in the industry but I can just pop in a random disc of the videos they made in their prime and have a nostalgic blast from the past. It's always fun to see the before and after on my favorites: boob jobs, tattoos, piercings, etc. Of course, I can also share it with my kids when they're of age, so they know the kind of actresses their dad grew up watching.

    Secondly, I'm glad you don't have a GF. If you did and you still needed p0rn, I would highly recommend that you find a new girlfriend who can better meet your needs. I have many TBs of movies, so having the internet blocked is never a big deal for me. Hopefully you can fill your HDD with a lot of HQ files when you come back to the states for break. I definitely understand the time/money commitments of having a GF. If you don't have time, but do have a little money, you can get whatever you want for $40 over the hill in P-burg. Send me a private message if you need more info. If you have no time, no money, and no internet, my only suggestion is that you use your imagination and vigorous manual stimulation. It should be enough to get the job done.

    Think about it this way: Assuming you have a car - going over the hill twice a week will cost you ~$6,400 during your 5 semesters on the island. If you failed classes and had to stay for 6 semesters, that extra semester's tuition plus housing is at least $16k, so you're still "saving" $10,000 if going over the hill helps you focus on your school work, pass all your classes, and get off the island in 5 semesters.

    I know how much you are suffering right now, and I feel for you.

    Stay Strong,
    George
    Is this guy serious? I am almost tempted to post the laughing smiley from SDN.

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