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    iwanabmd is offline Member 516 points
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    a tribute to dr s.

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    i have had a few people ask me for these. and everyone knows about the rumors flying about him leaving. heres some famous quotes
    the 2 infamous lines are of course "I'm a dangerous guy" and "Watch yourself"
    "Knuckleheads"
    "the stomach has longitudinal folds to allow it to distend. This way you can drink 2 cases of miller in one sitting"
    "sit and study this one picture, even if it takes you half an hour. I don't care if you see a naker person, because naked people come and go, but this gastric gland will be here forever"
    "Space of Disse, it got lots of holes in it, like your head."
    "Where's the boy who knows about submucosa. look, he didn't even come to class today. He doesn't need me to teach him, he knows it all. Yup, he's out telling girls a bunch of stories about his rich parents instead. And some stupid female is going to fall for it."
    "if you want chinese friend rice you go to a chinese restaurant. if you want to concentrate bile, you go to the Na+/K+ pump. Same thing ISNT IT?"
    "you want to be a doctor and you don't want to know about the cardiac cycle or how the brain works. but you love having that stethoscope in your hand... o yea."
    "eventually you all going to get old, NOT ME! , but one day you all are going to be old and your going to need these neurological drugs"
    "a pharm rep is going to tell u all about their new drug, and they can tell u every single side effect and benefit. BUT, you ask them if it works on the presynapse, synaptic cleft, or postsynapse and they have no idea what your talking about."
    "Winnipeg. now thats a cold place... -75 F. So cold you could take a pee outide and it will freeze before it hits the ground. and and and and.... the tip of your nose could fall off and you would never know it"
    "what do dogs do to lose heat? they pant don't they? and what do you do? you strip naked! dont you!"
    "you need a 54 on the shelf to pass.... but if the class average isn't above a 60 I'm going to fail you all!"
    (30 minutes into lecture about some random story) --> "What this story has to do with fat cells.... I have no idea"
    "whats the first thing you notice about a person?? whether they are fat or not. Then you check to see if they are male or female"
    "if you don't want to come to class, then don't come to class. go sit on the beach"
    "psychologic deafness is when a student can come to class and leave without having listened to anything"
    PREP SPEACH FOR THE 1ST HISTO MINI -->"100 questions!, its going to be brutal"
    "the next exam is going to be 200 questions! same amount of time! so watch yourself."
    "some students can not tell the difference between words that sounds the same.... like hypothalamus and hippocampus, or hippopotamus. they are different, ok!"
    "2-3-4, keep ur *** off the floor. still going to forget it, even when i say "***"! "
    "you don't even know what side is right and left in anatomy. i see you nuckleheads in the lab pointing to the left, and then you flip the body over and you still think the right side is on the left"
    "parasympathetic equals erection. Point and shoot. you don't care to learn it do you! wait to you lose it... then you'll care to know it."
    "Students complain to me that they get more studying done at home and don't want to go to lecture. SO i say "Listen you dummy, bring your book to class then, becaue if you stay home you are just going to go to the beach or the bar, chit-chat, and look at pornography"
    "What happens when you remove the prostate? you lose the ejaculatory duct. your days are over. Going to catch fish for the of your life. Sorry!"
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    nice.......

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    nice... nice!!1

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    wildroc18 is offline Member 510 points
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    o what happened to the long quote about sub mucosa boy?

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    I hear he's leaving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FutureDoc86 View Post
    I hear he's leaving.
    Rumors like that fly around every semester but this time it might be true. He hasn't been happy at AUA for a long time now and there's a good chance him, Dr. G and Dr. N may leave to UMHS. If they do, it will be a huge loss for AUA.
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    yea AUA is gonna go down the drain because i'm leaving next semester too

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    Quote Originally Posted by NWS View Post
    Rumors like that fly around every semester but this time it might be true. He hasn't been happy at AUA for a long time now and there's a good chance him, Dr. G and Dr. N may leave to UMHS. If they do, it will be a huge loss for AUA.
    Well Dr. G isn't leaving and if by Dr. N you mean Dr. N in physio, Just ask the current class we have been wishing that Dr. S had taught the whole course. I think this school is going to remain good unless Dr. S (physio) decides to leave then it will be horrible. However, he has said that he won't be leaving so we are good

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    I feel sorry for next semester's class. Having Dr. G (histo) teach the whole course will be brutal. And you will see a tremendous drop in the class average. And man if she starts teaching it over the block too? That will really suck for the future students. Dr. G (neuro) said he's not leaving yet because his contract isn't up. So he's gonna see how this next year goes at AUA. I like Dr. S (physio) too. But he's got to do something about preparing people for the shelf. Given I haven't taken the physio shelf yet, but the mere fact that he spent 3 weeks on EKGs and I hear there's only 1 of them on the shelf doesn't make me happy. But Dr. S (histo) will surely be missed.

    "You're not Harvard students you know!"

    And I still haven't figured out what A.B. in my class did for Dr.S to nickname him "gap junction". But man Dr. S had some funny phrases.

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    Yea i heard from someone last semester that during the physio shelf he said some of these questions might be above your skills so try not to spend too much time on them ... and it was basically half the test... some how the guy managed a 60 and was happy... i think thats outrageous... we need 70's just to be remotley competitive....

    Dr. S can't leave though.. it will be a huge let down ... he was the best teacher ive ever had...and most entertaining at the same time... being a Chem major and not knowing much about histo/ cell bio i learned so much in that class and didn't even know it!!!

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