A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He said that his mother had. So the stewardess said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out on time"

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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some swimmer from Ct
the problem with the gene pool is that there are no lifeguards.....and we have been offering swimmies

I was talking about you you crazy knucklehead

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right and I was in the library last night and you were going off on this guy and I noticed nothing odd about him... so lets see if everyone around you is crazy maybe its not them who are crazy.... hummm

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You didn't notice anything odd because you were on the other side of the room. If you had come any closer you would have detected the methane gas, especially once you got that booger you were rooting around for out of your nose...

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it was a scratch... and besides I think you were the one trying to blame it on someother guy... the shame

who ever smelt it delt it...

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Right. You should know me well enough now to know that if I'm gonna bother to fart I'm damn well going to claim it. Sheesh. I went to college with 1500 guys. The ratio of guys to women was 1500:26. I'd say that's an influence.

And if you want to believe it's a scratch, fine, but don't blame me when your finger gets stuck up there and someone has to endoscopically remove it for you...

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its gonna be an intense weekend in baseball. the yanks and redsox...man it doesnt get better than this.


sorry jack...mets are out of the playoff hunt...again

Well, to each his own I guess. I just thought it was like a real LONG episode of law and order, was hoping it would be a scary movie but it wasnt. Oh well

hee hee hee!!