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Reminds me of a joke:
There was this man reading a newspaper on a train when he spotted this gorgeous girl sitting across from him. Putting his paper down he addressed the girl, "Would you sleep with me for $1?" Shocked and insulted she said, "WHAT?! Are you out of your mind?" Calmly the man returned to reading.
5 minutes later the man put his newspaper down and addressed the girl across from him, "Would you sleep with me for $1 million?" The girl thought this over and then said, "Okay, for a million I would." Instead of offering a million dollars the man returned to his newspaper. 5 minutes later he asked, "Would you sleep with me for $10?"
"WHAT?" She screamed, "What type of girl do you think I am?"
The man calmly replied, "We've already established that. We're just haggling over the price."
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