Look at my button down striped shirt! making babiesing look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some kitty tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at MUA and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am in Med 2!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too! We share our striped shirts! Damn, we will look like we are in a music video when we wear our visors sideways!

I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Poker!

I can almost taste those Newport Lights now!

I making babiesing love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!

I’m gonna fight someone tonight at Courtyard! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ***! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his **** and some bleach! I mean it!

I’m gonna grind on girls ***** tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my **** against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will talk to people I don’t know about being in Med 2! So they will all know that I am an important man! I will call male bartenders “Chief”!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will drive 15 minutes to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a pizza at Caggie’s! I will make fun of him to my friends for being a local! I will look ridiculous purchasing my pizza because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a pizza!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering a pizza to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to making babiesing party again tomorrow!

funny how even though you were trying to rip on these guys, you couldnt even come up with your own work! this post sounds like something awefully familiar...

check it out...

http://www.phat5.com/features.asp?St...9&SectionID=11


way to be original MUAJan05, definitely did yourself in this time...