Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides my grandfather..
Both were traveling to the US.
My Grandfather : "Hello, How are you?"
James Bond : "Fine,I am Bond.. James Bond."
James Bond: "and you?"
My Grandfather : "I am Shyamalan... Venkata Shyamalan... Siva Venkata Shyamalan...Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Shyamalan.... Srinivasula Laxminarayana
Siva Venkata Shyamalan...Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Shyamalan...Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Shyamalan ...Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Shyamalan....."

Needless to say James Bond, after this incident always introduced himself simply as 'James Bond' when ever he met Hindus.My grand dad strangely enough never really spoke about the flight much.

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