Hey, let's ride the Ferrous Wheel.



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Can't put the charges in (so people won't confuse it with a ferric wheel)

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I may be a jerk, but I'm a Jedi jerk like my father.

Some say I look like Buzz Lightyear....
(They're right)

DISCLAIMER: I have no financial stake in ValueMD, or any medical school.

Neutron walks up to a bartender and asks "how much for a drink?"- bartender replies "no charge".

(In the U.S. Neutron could sue for such discrimination... but I bet neutron wouldn't get a free drink anymore .)

What critical phase do partners go through before going steady?
A transition phase

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MOLECULES DATE SERVICE

Menage a trois! Ligand seeks two receptors into binding and mutual phosphorylation. Let's get together and transduce some signals

Some dates have called me a promotor. Others have referred to me as a realoperator. Personally, I think I'm just a cute piece of DNA who is still looking for that special transcription factor to help me unwind.

Highly sensitive, orally active small molecule seeks stable well-structured receptor who knows size isn't everything.

There must be a rational way to meet a date! I'm tired of hanging out in those molecular diversity bars, hoping to randomly bump into the right peptide.

I want a molecule that will fit right into my active site and really turn me on. I'll send you my crystal structure if you send me yours!

Gene therapy graduate. After years of producing nothing but gibberish, I'veshed my exons and am ready to express my introns. All I need is a cute vector to introduce me to the right host.

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Saba University School of Medicine, MSIV
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i've never heard any of those and i understood every single last one....were do i pick up my membership pocket protector?

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I see light at the end of the tunnel!!!...wait a minute its just another freakin tunnel!

Did you here about AP who got AUC's gold medal for bein a doof.....yeh he had it bronzed

A Canadian snowboarder got his gold medal back despite testing positive for marijuana. Olympic officials should have know better. Snowboarding was invented because a stoned snowboarder couldn't remember where he put his other ski

One day AP decides to use a private "chancellor's bathroom" and as he makes his way to the urinal in the dark room he realizes the urinal is gleaming gold. He goes home and tells all his non-dork friends "you wont believe what the chancellor has.....its a gold plated urinal!" Later that day rrod (obviously AP's friend) goes up to the chancellor and says dude, i found out who pissed in your trombone

Women - a chemical analysis abridged
- high affinity for gold, silver plantinum and gems
- highly ornamental
- illegal to possess more than one

does anyone realize gold actually appears in the school's acronym....."AuC"

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official member of the VMD useless crew

currently the most useful "useless member" on vmd

best quote ever - stephew "and no, you may NOT exchange porn or other sexual content in the classifieds."

some swimmer from Ct
the problem with the gene pool is that there are no lifeguards.....and we have been offering swimmies

hdu That is so the story of my life !

Did anyone find rrod a pocket protector yet?? :P

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Some bio humor..

A koala bear and a prostitute were going at it. Finishing up, the Koala bear walks to the door ready to leave.

"Hey!" shouts the prostitute, "Aren't you forgetting something?" The Koala bear is confused so the prostitute throws him a dictionary and says, "Read the definition of prostitute."

So the Koala bear reads out loud the entry: "A person who has sex for money." The Koala bear promptly throws the dictionary back at her and says "Read the definition of a Koala bear."

"An animal that eats bushes and leaves."

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MOLECULES DATE SERVICE (Part II)

Naked DNA with sticky ends seeks kanamycin-resistant plasmid. EcoR1 sites preferred.

Uninhibited virus seeks reason to make me shed my coat protein.

This very selective oliogonucleotide has been probing for just the right target for long term hybridization.

Mature cell seeks same who still enjoys cycling and won't go apoptotic on me. Let's fight senescence together!

I'm a prolific progenitor with great potential for growth and self-renewal.
Call me if you're a potent hematopoietic factor who still believes in endless nights of colony stimulation.

I don't always express myself on the surface, but I'm looking for a signal lthat you appreciate my complexity.

Send me the right message that will penetrate my membranes, turn on my protein expression and release my potential energy.

and me 1000... look at us with our lofty goals...

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Internal Medicine (PGY-2)