TROLL ALERT! Quick, someone nuke this lamer and call his ISP saying that he's emailing kiddie pr0n! heh

I have been reading your posts for quite some time although I've never posted. This is the perfect time for me to chime in. I am accpeted for the May 05 class and am ecstatic. I look forward to reading the posts everyday, and some days I can't wait to get off of work to see what's new. I think you guys are lol funny. I kinda think it's CUTE! I guess I'm just as dorky. You guys make me more and more excited.......................
to get there that is. Sorry for those (like AP) who have their panties all in a wad. Keep up the good work cuz I ain't gonna get any free humor round here (Sin City)!

thread is not very useful. I am moving it to the relaxing lounge. G

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A dorky joke for everyone:

So two atoms walk into a bar, atom #1 says: "Darn, I fogot one of my electrons in the car!"
Atom #2 says: "Are you sure?"
Atom #1 replies: "I'm POSSITIVE!"

That's right, I majored in chemistry, I'm a chemistry nerd, AND I LOVE IT!

Hope you all enjoyed!

skidoc42

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A chemist walks up to an attractive woman in a bar. He says "Hey baby, what's your energy of activation?"

She looks at him for a moment and replies "I don't think you have the joules"

(I made that up in undergrad) G

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Dr. D,

That's a good one!!

Q: A bear jumps into the ocean in Alaska, and another bear jumps into the ocean in California....which disolves first???

A: The one in Alaska...Why? Because it's a POLAR bear!

That's the last one...I promise!

skidoc42

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OB/GYN [ROCKED]
Peds [Should have majored in math]
Family elective [X]
Anesthesiology [X]
Cardio [X] Infectious Disease [X] Ortho [X] Neoro[] SICU [] Surgery Sub I [] 3 Week Bender After Graduation []

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Also known as med school.....

Love the chemistry jokes! Keep 'em coming!

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A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the Bunsen burner:"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.
"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.

I've been single-stranded too long! Lonely ATGCATG would like to pair up with congenial TACGTAC.