PEOPLE WHO NEED A HUGE CHUNK OF AIRLINE BLUE ICE TO LAND ON

FLK · #1 (**permalink**) 09-11-2004, 01:31 PM

I am starting a list of people that I hope have a huge chunk of blue ice, falling from a leaking airline toilet, land squarely on their head.

Jared Fogel ( fat guy who lost 300 lbs eating at Subway )

People who pay for their coffee at Starbucks using a credit card

People who don't sit in their own seat at a ball game. ( last night some moron was sitting in my seat at the Tiger's game. When I told him he was in my seat, he told ME I was wrong. I said, right I only sat here ALL YEAR what do I know )

Members of PETA

The chiropractor at my health club that offers me a "free spinal exam" every time I walk through the door.

Vegans who want everybody to assume their dietary lifestyle

Telemarketers

Barabara Streisand

People that try to get on the elevator before people have a chance to get off

THAT'S IT FOR TODAY. PLEASE ADD TO MY LIST

wolfvgang22 · #2 (**permalink**) 09-11-2004, 02:38 PM

People who wear so much perfume that there is an actual visible cloud of it all around them.
People who constantly drive at 100 mph, whether the actual speed limit is 50 or 100.
Little skinny people who complain loudly about how embarrassed they are to have to buy jeans that are about 4 sizes smaller than the ones you're wearing
People who are so totally perfect that you would love to hate them,if only they weren't so nice to you all the time
Telemarketers
People who prove on a regular basis that yes, there IS such a thing as a stupid question
Salespeople who latch onto you and follow you around the store, asking if they can help you, until you either give up and buy something, or go nuts and beat them to death with a display rack
Newscasters who smile in a cheerful and friendly manner as they tell you about various recent disasters that have resulted in fatalities
Barney
Dora
The Wiggles
Whoever first came up with the concept of Barney, Dora, or the Wiggles
Students in my classes who ask "Do we need our textbook today?"
Anyone who is attempting to analyze my personality based on this list
People who own a small dog, and treat it like it's their child, putting stupid sweaters on it and taking it with them everywhere they go
People who make grammatical mistakes while complaining that no one uses proper grammar anymore
People who are so determined to be politically correct that they are no longer able to finish a sentence without the aid of a lawyer
Most lawyers
People who think they can prove or disprove the existence of a god
Anyone who has ever said "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."
People for whom it is clearly a major effort to maintain their shaky grasp of the incredibly obvious
Vegetarians who are smug about it. (celery is a living thing, too, you know!)
People who, even if you pulled a gun on them, would not be able to wrap their minds around the concept that you really don't like them.
People who talk to malfunctioning vending machines, like it's suddenly going to turn out that the machine really CAN sell them a chocolate bar, and it was just waiting to hear the magic words.
People who repeat themselves
People who repeat themselves
The so-called "artists" who paint those pictures of vases of flowers and cross-eyed cats that are available in fine shopping malls everywhere
People who actually buy said pictures, and hang them in their living rooms, and think that this means that they are cultured
Phys. ed teachers, especially Mr. Wormsbaker from 6th grade
People who mow their lawns at 8:00 on a Sunday morning
People who use the word "seriously" in conversation, regardless of whether or not you show any signs of disbelieving them.
Martha Stewart
The Martha Stewart clones seen driving large SUVs in suburbia everywhere
People for whom whatever Oprah Winfrey has said recently is a major influencing factor in decision making
People who mindlessly send on every pointless forwarded e-mail that comes their way.
People who ask you a question, and then, exactly one nanosecond later, answer it for you, claiming that you're not thinking fast enough (sometimes they are called "attendings")
The do-I-look-fat girls who ask only to hear that they're not fat.
People who tell you you have emotional problems.
People who call and let the phone ring twice....only to hang up after you've dashed in from the shower with soap in your eyes
Haughty little queen-of-the-world receptionists who ask your name by employing the following phrase: "And you are...?"
Overweight people that give me diet advice
Britney Spears
N'Sync
Avril Lavigne
Jarry Falwell
Jenna and Barbara Bush
Any of the Bush's
Reality T.V. Shows
People who hated Reagan or Nixon when they were alive and now have a shrine to them now that they are dead
Carrot Top
Kid who plays "Nellyville" at top volume every day across the street
Ann Coulter
Bobby Fischer
Barbara Streisand
The cable guy who says he'll be at my house "between noon and 5pm"
People who talk on their cell phones during movies
Whoever invented the insert cards in magazines that fall out as you flip the pages
Clowns
People who think that writing a children's book is easy and fun and GOSH, they've been thinking of writing one too, maybe this weekend
People who don't flush
People who refer to themselves in the third person, ala Bob Dole
People who use words such as "shiznick" and "izzo" or "izzle"
Store clerks promise to find what you are looking for but seem to have applied for refuge status in some remote country after they promised and can't seem to contact you
People who constantly use the word "like" at the beginning of every sentence.

Anyone, Anyone, Anyone who has found himself on this list and is writing me a snotty message in response

teratos · #3 (**permalink**) 09-11-2004, 04:03 PM

Wolfie, i sense some deep rooted anger. G

classic · #4 (**permalink**) 09-11-2004, 04:06 PM

Wolf, you either have too much built-up frustration, or you have too much time. That's alot of people to dislike, but I'm with you for the most part on those (types of) people.

wolfvgang22 · #5 (**permalink**) 09-11-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teratos

Wolfie, i sense some deep rooted anger. G

What makes you think that?

I have learned through bitter experience the one supreme lesson to conserve my anger,
and as heat conserved is transmitted into energy,
even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that can move the world.
--Mohandas Gandhi

FLK · #6 (**permalink**) 09-11-2004, 04:41 PM

wolf.....all I can say is "YOU DA MAN"!!

PS: The wiggles ...... I am LMAO !

OK I am adding to my list:

People that are not working today.

People that wear cheese on their heads

People that stay with 12 when the dealer has a face card showing---and screw up my hand---or people that hit 16 when the dealer has a 6 showing ( invariably taking her bust card and again------screwing my hand )

People that bet the "don't pass" line when I am the shooter------" I make them pay dearly)

People that drink Michelob Ultra

People that order "half-caffeine, one equal, soy, light foam chi latte" at Starbucks

Jeffrey Fieger

Michael Moore

Madonna ( or it is Esther now?)

azskeptic · #7 (**permalink**) 09-11-2004, 05:55 PM

People who complain about their weight who weigh 90 pounds as they eat a Krispy Kreme in front of you.

People who trade cars ever 6 months to be sure to have the most 'hip' car yet sue patients who owe them $4.43 in unpaid medicaid bills.

People who haven't finished their fights with their parents and continue to fight all people older than them for the remainder of their lives.

People who hit and run on forums.

stateofequilibrium · #8 (**permalink**) 09-11-2004, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLK

People that wear cheese on their heads

People that stay with 12 when the dealer has a face card showing---and screw up my hand---or people that hit 16 when the dealer has a 6 showing ( invariably taking her bust card and again------screwing my hand )

D'oh! I can never sit at 16. For some reason at 16 I feel the compulsive need to hit again. 17 I stay.. but 16 is just too low for me. But then again, usually the dealer is in the high-teens.

Scott1981 · #9 (**permalink**) 09-11-2004, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfvgang22

People who wear so much perfume that there is an actual visible cloud of it all around them.
People who constantly drive at 100 mph, whether the actual speed limit is 50 or 100.
Little skinny people who complain loudly about how embarrassed they are to have to buy jeans that are about 4 sizes smaller than the ones you're wearing
People who are so totally perfect that you would love to hate them,if only they weren't so nice to you all the time
Telemarketers
People who prove on a regular basis that yes, there IS such a thing as a stupid question
Salespeople who latch onto you and follow you around the store, asking if they can help you, until you either give up and buy something, or go nuts and beat them to death with a display rack
Newscasters who smile in a cheerful and friendly manner as they tell you about various recent disasters that have resulted in fatalities
Barney
Dora
The Wiggles
Whoever first came up with the concept of Barney, Dora, or the Wiggles
Students in my classes who ask "Do we need our textbook today?"
Anyone who is attempting to analyze my personality based on this list
People who own a small dog, and treat it like it's their child, putting stupid sweaters on it and taking it with them everywhere they go
People who make grammatical mistakes while complaining that no one uses proper grammar anymore
People who are so determined to be politically correct that they are no longer able to finish a sentence without the aid of a lawyer
Most lawyers
People who think they can prove or disprove the existence of a god
Anyone who has ever said "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."
People for whom it is clearly a major effort to maintain their shaky grasp of the incredibly obvious
Vegetarians who are smug about it. (celery is a living thing, too, you know!)
People who, even if you pulled a gun on them, would not be able to wrap their minds around the concept that you really don't like them.
People who talk to malfunctioning vending machines, like it's suddenly going to turn out that the machine really CAN sell them a chocolate bar, and it was just waiting to hear the magic words.
People who repeat themselves
People who repeat themselves
The so-called "artists" who paint those pictures of vases of flowers and cross-eyed cats that are available in fine shopping malls everywhere
People who actually buy said pictures, and hang them in their living rooms, and think that this means that they are cultured
Phys. ed teachers, especially Mr. Wormsbaker from 6th grade
People who mow their lawns at 8:00 on a Sunday morning
People who use the word "seriously" in conversation, regardless of whether or not you show any signs of disbelieving them.
Martha Stewart
The Martha Stewart clones seen driving large SUVs in suburbia everywhere
People for whom whatever Oprah Winfrey has said recently is a major influencing factor in decision making
People who mindlessly send on every pointless forwarded e-mail that comes their way.
People who ask you a question, and then, exactly one nanosecond later, answer it for you, claiming that you're not thinking fast enough (sometimes they are called "attendings")
The do-I-look-fat girls who ask only to hear that they're not fat.
People who tell you you have emotional problems.
People who call and let the phone ring twice....only to hang up after you've dashed in from the shower with soap in your eyes
Haughty little queen-of-the-world receptionists who ask your name by employing the following phrase: "And you are...?"
Overweight people that give me diet advice
Britney Spears
N'Sync
Avril Lavigne
Jarry Falwell
Jenna and Barbara Bush
Any of the Bush's
Reality T.V. Shows
People who hated Reagan or Nixon when they were alive and now have a shrine to them now that they are dead
Carrot Top
Kid who plays "Nellyville" at top volume every day across the street
Ann Coulter
Bobby Fischer
Barbara Streisand
The cable guy who says he'll be at my house "between noon and 5pm"
People who talk on their cell phones during movies
Whoever invented the insert cards in magazines that fall out as you flip the pages
Clowns
People who think that writing a children's book is easy and fun and GOSH, they've been thinking of writing one too, maybe this weekend
People who don't flush
People who refer to themselves in the third person, ala Bob Dole
People who use words such as "shiznick" and "izzo" or "izzle"
Store clerks promise to find what you are looking for but seem to have applied for refuge status in some remote country after they promised and can't seem to contact you
People who constantly use the word "like" at the beginning of every sentence.

Anyone, Anyone, Anyone who has found himself on this list and is writing me a snotty message in response

i hope you only cut and pasted the list from another source.
what are you doing... or lack there of..... on SABA?

microphage · #10 (**permalink**) 09-11-2004, 07:27 PM

I thought wolfie is still in the US and heading to Saba in May?

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