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    Evidence of HUMANZEE Human/Chimp Hybrid surfaced

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    Good afternoon everyone:

    As most people know, I lived in laboratories for some time before coming to AUC. One of my friends still working in an animal research laboratory in Jacksonville Florida stumbled across something that is going to make history. See the picture and text of his not yet released press release that should be made public this coming week.



    Evidence of Humanzee!! Picture from a Humanzee born in the Yerkes primate center on September 26,1934. This Humanzee affectionately was named Cornelius and was destroyed six days after it was born because of the negative worldwide implications of viable Humanzee. Cornelius was conceived using sperm from a volunteer scientist who wishes to remain anonymous and a female laboratory Chimpanzee. The Mother of Cornelius was named Dwina. Dwina was one of the first four monkeys at the Yerkes Facility in Orange Park, Florida. According to the laboratory notes, Dwina was on the list to be destroyed and was used for the aforementioned experiment so she could be dissected after the experiment without affecting the current research being done by other doctors in the laboratory.


    This photograph was thought to have been destroyed along with all laboratory notes and evidence of this experiment at the time that Cornelius was destroyed but was recovered from a box of garbage and laboratory notes at an estate sale in Orange Park Florida. We are currently trying to restore a film of the experiment that sustained water damage and damage from being stored for a long period of time. Please check back for the full article and film that will be posted as soon as we can get it together.



    The ability to travel from earth to other planets makes us human. The ability to travel from other planets to earth makes them alien. The more we learn, the more the definition of "being human" gets fuzzy.. Someone beat me to the punch before I was even born....Doctor Monkey

    Disclaimer: this is not real. it was fun to think about though. study hard and quit wasting time on valuemd....doctor monkey
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... ah....
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    as on obgyn having delivred close to 500 kids in my short time i can say that this lookes like 90% of newborns....and that is a professional opinion...
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    That isnt new bro. I can tell you both as a long time jacksonville beach resident and as an avid viewer of bad documentaries, that many, many people know about it. If you look into it there is actually some interesting supporting evidence and there are some groups actively pursuing this type of thing again. In my opinion it is unecessary due to the fact of half monkey looking guys I see running around on a daily basis.

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    i guess no one reads the disclaimer.



    Disclaimer: this is not real. it was fun to think about though. study hard and quit wasting time on valuemd....doctor monkey
    but remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

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    What kind of a dirtbag scientist would use his own sperm to create a human-chimp hybrid and then knowingly destroy it shortly thereafter. It's really interesting to know that it could be done, but that's just really messed up. More so that they killed it for PR purposes than that they actually made it.

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    i still see adults looking like monkey

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