Girl asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Girl: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."

Girl : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Girl : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
Boy.: Bubblegum

Girl: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
Boy.: Shake hands

Girl: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep.


Girl : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. In rain I get wet before instead of you.

Boy.: Tent

Girl : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy.: Wedding Ring



Girl : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose


Girl : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a tremor.

Boy.: Arrow



Girl: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck



Girl : What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork



Girl: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy.: Last Name


Girl : What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.