I recommend hitting the blue button next to the OPs post to report it.

Hahaha
I don't know who wrote this, but it will actually serve some purpose. Anyone who reads this and believes it is an idiot, and it's probably good if we keep idiots from enrolling here by simply scaring them away. Are you reading this HandsomeRoses?

Since I'm in a good mood, I'd like to comment on specific parts of the post

What exactly is the problem here? Jag was convicted in 1778 of being a witch and pleaded insanity at which time the charges were dropped with the only punishment being that they are required to be called a "criminally insane institution" 1 time per year on valuemd.com, and they must hire many irrational mentally disturbed faculty. Overall this doesn't seem to have much effect on the students in the curriculum.
Again, I have to be honest and agree with the OP here. Most students in the 4-year program report that about 10,000USD is stolen every year and that's a LOT of money. Avoid this school if you want to keep your money.
We have these weekly poker games with a few of the faculty and I admit, it can sometimes get ugly. The faculty like to win and will stop at almost nothing to preserve their reputations as the champions. Lying and bluffing are common. Cheating is often suspected. Winning more than 2 hands in a row against a senior faculty member results in punishment for the student. Again, USDeptOfEdu is correct here.

I have never been threatened in class by the office staff, but sometimes I see them on the street and get threatened. In class, it's every man for himself. I personally use mace but most students prefer paintball guns to defend themselves since it has better range than my mace. The deans and senior faculty are allowed to use guns with rubber bullets so you learn very quickly not to engage them unless they are greatly outnumbered. Don't come here without basic hand-to-hand combat training.
Although this is 103% accurate, it is a pitfall that is easily avoided. Simply fail your classes and then you will not have to repay. This can potentially save you 50% tuition if you plan correctly and know how to play poker.
They really are the spawn of Satan aren't they! Someday when I escape this living hell I will find a utopian school where I can take every exam with all of my teachers right there in front of me. One can even hold my hand and blow the paper clean when I have to erase and change an answer.
The "dean's assistant" is the codename for our top "tutor." She's well worth the 1000$ and no, you don't get your money back
I'm glad you began each freakin sentence with "Jagiellonian Medical College in Krakow Poland" I keep forgetting which school we're talking about...
When I need paperwork done by the school office and they are acting sluggish or ignoring me I quickly douse myself in gasoline and set myself on fire. Then, while I'm burning, I ask them to do the paperwork again. Works most of the time. PLEASE try it.
Fortunately, expensive bribes in Polish Zloty equals about 10.00USD per year. We just take up a bribe fund from the class in September and then get the faculty a gift certificate for a free pierogi dinner. Straight A's for everyone!
This is definitely true! Go to USNews medical school rankings and look under foreign medical schools->most ***-kissing cheating students and you will see Jag tops the list for 3 straight years. Eat that Poznan!!! We rule! In fact, we cheat and kiss-*** much that it's easy to find quotes of us saying how wonderful our school is and everyone knows that since we cheat we all have perfect grades. It was nice of you to include some quotes from graduates, but they don't really capture the ***-kissing talents we are famous for having. In fact, they almost look like complaints:
Although this school IS probably the most bad in the world, these are not good examples of how we kiss ***. I give you a 2/10 on this one.

Copernicus was a pu**y
It's always dark here. 24 hours per day, 365 days per year. Scientists are working on a solution. We've been over this a million times. Dirt is what makes our crops grow so that we can plant potatoes so that we can make pierogi ruskie. Without alot of dirt, we could not eat our pierogi and if you think things are bad here now you don't even want to imagine krakow without pierogi! As far as being unfriendly, well, if you want a friend I think someone like you will probably only find one with the dean's assistant which as you know costs 1000$.

Thanks for your great post!

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NEON....you crack me up lol
That was great!!!

"Copernicus quit before finishing the year because of the mentally sick and criminal activities at Jagiellonian Medical College in Krakow Poland."

...sorry....I just wanted to have a quick laugh .... ..hahahahahahahahahahaha....... Thanks again........

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U.S. Department of Education
Warning: American Student Abuse in Foreign Medical School,
Jagiellonian Medical College Krakow, Poland
U.S. Department of Education
Case Management and Oversight, Schools Channel
Washington, D.C. 20202-5144

Jagiellonian Medical College in Krakow Poland has posed many problems for American students. The Dean and staff are currently under investigation for misconduct. It is strongly advised perspective students seek other medical school opportunities.

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so now you think we are stupid for not figuring out that you have changed your screen name...
Get over yourself dude...if you have some self esteem issues,using an anonimous forum is not a tool for getting your frustration out...seek some professional help...it seems like you really would make some use of it, and for sure we on this forum would.

If you have a problem with a school report it to the proper authorities...one has to be an idiot to think that posting on valuemd has some kind of a global impact in terms of making people not go to study at UJ (or making your personal revange)...what you are doing it pathetic

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Obviously if you want to check the credentials of any school you must check an objective source.
In explaination, do NOT ask the school staff and current students if there is a problem at UJ, they will NOT give you an honest answer.
Most criminals do not admit to their illegal activities.

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as you stated yourself you are sick mentally so we will not listn to you
The truth is that your post is full of cr** and thanks God that some people visited the school or have relatives who are graduates to know better