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[FLK]

Originally Posted by steev_poland

okay, so dont tell many people about this, since this is the easiest way to become a doctor. this is what you do...........................



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this is what you really do http://www.boxfreeconcepts.com/magicmill/

choose your MD from the following. You may run into some snags with NJ since a few of them are operating outside the country of charter. Caveat emptor !

AAAardvark University
Aspartame University
Authority Figure University
Best Western University
Big America College
Blistering Sun University
Boston Harbor University
Carolina Coast University
The Citpretty
College of the International Dateline
College of Williams and Mary
Crest University
Deep Pacific University
Deluxe Arch University
Doe University
Don Juan Institute
Duke and Duchess University
Exit Eleven University
Exterior Latex University
Fairgrounds College
Federal State University
Flatulence University
Foreplay University
French and Indian University
Gesellschaft University
Golden Brown University
Hanker University
Hartsfield-O'Hare University
Hotcakes College
Impressive Pillars University
Innuendo State University
Institute of the Technical
Keg College
King, Queen and Princeton University
Lawn and Tree University
Massachusetts Institute of Los Angeles
Matburn University
Menthol State University
Mount Woodrow College
New Hampshire Pacific University
Ninth Try University
North by Northwestern University
Northern Never University
Nostradamus University
Nutcase School for Social Research
Our Lady of the Britney Spears University
Pappy Went Here College
Pie Lake College
Pinot Grigio University
Poland China University
Potassium University
Pungent University
Presley Polytechnic Institute
Reboot University
Rocket College
Runs College
Salsa Rancho College
Secret University
Seven Seas University
Slick State University
Southern States University
St. Cunnilingus College
State College of Atlantis
Synchronicity College
Tennessee Three University
Texas Aunt Em University
University of California at Sunset
University of Kansas and New Jersey
University of the Wind
Upstairs on the Right University
Verbiage Institute
Washington and Brenda Lee University
World Global University

[october]

Originally Posted by anshul

glad to see that you are open minded. medicine is too big for just one personality. yeah it requires people to memorize a lot. but in pratice, it requires people who can go beyond the books. something like half the patients dont even take their doctors advice. why? because the doctor couldnt do his job, but hell i bet he got a great MCAT score.

You mean traits like charisma, personality, independent thinking, nonconformity, creativity, social grace and skills in addition to medical competence.

You're killing me.

[FLK]

Originally Posted by october

You mean traits like charisma, personality, independent thinking, nonconformity, creativity, social grace and skills in addition to medical competence.

You're killing me.

he must be talking about the total zero's I see every day at teh doctor's lounge.

unfortunately, being interesting is not a prerequisite for becoming a physician.
even most of the medical students I get are boring

[stephew]

Originally Posted by FLK

unfortunately, being interesting is not a prerequisite for becoming a physician.
even most of the medical students I get are boring

you know im embarrassed to say it but its true: part of the reason I didnt go through the whole premed thing in college was the idiots i saw associated with the group. what dullards; what poor motivation. It was later I found actually most are kinda wonderful people in the field. But certainly not all.

[teratos]

I never saw any of the other pre-meds out al the parties I was at in college.....boring. The easiest way to become a doc is to do what I did....get a laser printer.

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[wolfvgang22]

Originally Posted by teratos

I never saw any of the other pre-meds out al the parties I was at in college.....boring. The easiest way to become a doc is to do what I did....get a laser printer.

G

OMG ROFL

[TXRN]

Originally Posted by steev_poland

okay, so dont tell many people about this, since this is the easiest way to become a doctor. this is what you do...........................



write the frickin mcat!!


if you cant pass the mcat, why waste daddys and mommys money, why waste your time why do medicine? honestly if you cant pass the mcat, you cant pass the USMLE and if you cant pass the USMLE you wont be a doctor. And if you cant pass the mcat, honestly you probobly wont do well in medical school (im sure their are a few people who are exceptions... but would you be one of them?)


Honestly Im tired of hearing all you fools lookin for an easy way out, this is it! Study ur gluteal off for 3 months ace the mcat and go to a school in the states. Thats where u guys want to go anyways.

ROFLMAO