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[dt]

Originally Posted by FLK

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I want 100 grand for the month , a private villa with ocean view and a benz waiting at the airport

Wage demands already - hope the staff dont unionize too soon.

[anencephalic]

Originally Posted by FLK

Then I will teach advanced PATIENT BUFFING and TURFING......and the dreaded DUMP if all else fails

Yeah...Samuel Shem's "House of God" should be a required text at all Med schools!

Aloha,

[anencephalic]

Originally Posted by microphage

MCA====> Microphage College of the Americas. www.youwillgivemeallyourmoney.com

Cool! You can have a gigantic (or not) gleaming aluminum (pronounced al-YOU-im-in-num) life-size statue of the founder in the courtyard...I'll supply the Wrigley's gum wrappers to get the torso started.

With that I give you my 500th post...Elitism is mine, muhuhahahahahaha (Diabolical laughter ensues...God I need a life).

Aloha,

[studentMD]

ill teach anatomy.. ive had my fair share of "waynes and muzzles" lectures...(lol veins and muscles... all those foreign anatomy profs with really badaccents)... lil bit of eSOhomosexualus here and tehre and itll give harvard anatomy a run for its money lol...

[bts4202]

I have the ultimate though:

dia-fra-gum (diaphragm)

[ResearchingGuy]

Gotta pay off these loans somehow.

oesoFAYgus

duoDEEnum

Best of Luck!