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darkmansaad
07-18-2008, 09:03 AM
In a guerilla attempt to hijack ValueMD and keep the herbs down, I am going to give you regular anecdotes from my basic sciences and clinicals to exemplify what a herb is and if you see these signs in yourself please stop. You give yourself, and saba a bad name. Unfortunately I will be judge, jury and fortunately executioner when it comes to pwning on noob herbs. The Code of Hammurabi is in effect. Heres a beginning sample....

Yesterday my attending starts out with the sentence "when an iv drug user comes in with an abscess..."
HERB in my team, from thankfully another carib school NOT SABA screams out in an attempt to look good "STAPH AUREUS!!!" (yes, screams out)
Now he only says this because he memorized kaplan and being a herb thought logically that is how every sentence with staph aureus and abscess ends.
However my attending goes on to give him a weird look and then goes on to say " .....dont put your finger in the abscess as IV users have been known to break the needle in there and you could give yourself a needlestick"


Moral of the story = dont be a herb and think life is like a qbank question. And tying this to issues on this thread....without going into too much detail about the hardships of rotations, if you think the island will give you problems and clinicals will "prepare you" you have not been scutted yet. Stop being herbs, open your books, learn and apply your knowledge and stop crying about your histo/micro/immuno/whatever scores. This kid probably did comparatively well on his boards and got A's at his bootleg caribbean school and thought his school was the bomb, however in real life he is a blithering idiot. Do you want that to be you??

Stay tuned for future episodes of the herb chronicles, if need be i will be profiling users on this forum in attempt to self regulate acts of herbery. Until then, keep drinking heinekens (if that fits your belief system of course) and keep pumping that iron.

krust3
07-18-2008, 11:23 AM
"keep pumping that iron"... indeed

stephew
07-18-2008, 11:39 AM
verbal diarrhea, or social tourettes is something to be medicated.

Bruce
07-18-2008, 12:14 PM
Mr Krust.... Heard through the grapevine that you realy "Lit Up" the Step!!!! Congrats and Best of Luck in rotations....

kryptik
07-18-2008, 12:43 PM
funny read.....i'll keep pumping

awelchnp
07-18-2008, 01:01 PM
The iron's too heavy.... so i guess the only option that leaves me is the heineken.. Thanks for taking the time to post.

krust3
07-18-2008, 01:42 PM
Mr Krust.... Heard through the grapevine that you realy "Lit Up" the Step!!!! Congrats and Best of Luck in rotations....


hey Bruce great to hear from you! hope all is well for you and the fam. i just spoke to junior today and gave some words of encouragement. he's gonna nail it. i'm looking forward to him gettin back home so we can go celebrate a lil before the 80 hour work weeks begin.:shock:

darkmansaad
07-20-2008, 01:22 PM
how does one go from a mod to a "moderator guru" ..... i feel that i should be one of those for the saba forum as i have been keeping law and order here for a while

Bruce
07-20-2008, 09:08 PM
hey Bruce great to hear from you! hope all is well for you and the fam. i just spoke to junior today and gave some words of encouragement. he's gonna nail it. i'm looking forward to him gettin back home so we can go celebrate a lil before the 80 hour work weeks begin.:shock:

Me thinks "junior" has started to celebrate.:rolleyes::rolleyes: He's in Chi Town this weekend and I'm not too sure he has any reading paraphanlia with him !!! Ahhhh, to be young again...
Other than "Tripod" (our dog) the family is doing great. Thanx for asking.
Hope all is well with you...

KingMo
07-20-2008, 11:00 PM
Other than "Tripod" (our dog) the family is doing great.

Bruce, what happened to Tripod? Junior used to rave about him day and night... I think Tripod was his favorite family member.

Experienced
07-20-2008, 11:09 PM
In a guerilla attempt to hijack ValueMD and keep the herbs down...

Okay, for those of us who are 'experienced' (read old farts) what does 'herb' mean?? Is it herb with a hard-H or with a silent (as in Genesis 1:29) H? Enquiring minds want to know.

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darkmansaad
07-21-2008, 06:14 PM
Herb is pronounced with strong H and you drag the H out if you think someone is a massive herb "what a hhhhhherb"

As for meanings, herb is referring to the weeds that grow in your garden = garden variety herbs. Basically someone that really isnt anything special in any area of life, but including behaviours that typically include whining, complaining, trying to be cool but just failing horribly, and almost any other negative behavior. Some herbs i know are nice guys they're just bland so i refer to them as herbs but its not as negative as say the herbs that complain to admin after the professor lets them out of class early on a friday before the test. Or herbs that complain to admin about kaplan attendance (KAPLAN ATTENDANCE!!!). Basically imagine me....you know smart, good looking, big biceps, funny, witty and take it all away and u have a massive herb. That was a joke but before that was a good summing up of what a herb is. I would love to give you names cuz there are herb sub types that were very well exemplified by certain saba students but they know who they are. Basically if you get mad that i am calling people herbs on valuemd...u are probably a herb

gianefiasco
07-28-2008, 04:59 PM
Good thread LOL.

JeebusLives
07-28-2008, 05:17 PM
excellent definitions of words like herb are available at urbandictionary.com very good website :p

Heres the top rated definition of the word from that site with an example in use

used by rapper esoteric, in the song herb. pronounced like its spelled, no silent h. it doesnt mean weed or drugs, its a term for someone who follows trends, or just is a complete bullshitter. basicly one of those kind of people that nobody likes.
"'yo you a herb, if you say you rhyme off the mind
but your hype mans backin up every single line'

you a herb, if you steal out the tip-cup
if you still wear a hat with the visor flipped up"