rumors...maybe for good! miami?

[thesurgeon1]

so far ive heard from a few people that they might be bringing miami back, bc they are not sure they want to do the kaplan thing here on the island again. does anybody know anything about this? of the people mentioning it was from orlando office actually....

[senz_asian]

Here we go agian.... ladies and gens... your 2 cents for the rumor mill to rotate :p

[gschneid]

I also heard that the school would be refunding 50% of this semester's tuition because of the inconvenience of not having any lenders yet.

Let's dedicate this thread to who can post the most ridiculous rumor. I've already started.

[butterflymd]

LMAO hilarious. I heard the next 5 semesters will be completely free for anyone recently accepted or already attending. :twisted:

[senz_asian]

and also they recently discuss a new program on the horizon,.. where you can finish your studies and pay them later :D

I was the first one to signed up for the enrollment!

[gschneid]

wow! installing the honor system. i mean, we are all pretty professional so i don't see where it could go wrong. it definitely works with the attendance policy.

[butterflymd]

senz where do I sign up and or get the forms. :)

[senz_asian]

You got to personally meet the chancelor, ... he's like Charlie, .. good luck!

[Aleksander]

I heard your first day of class you actually get paid to perform surgery on local residents. And you get your D.V.M./M.B.A./M.D./Series 7 all in as little as 9 weeks (Online)!

[smu79]

I heard your first day of class you actually get paid to perform surgery on local residents. And you get your D.V.M./M.B.A./M.D./Series 7 all in as little as 9 weeks (Online)!

Yup, i heard the same thing....however, these are not accepted in California, only in 49 states

[neeL24]

isnt the series 7 exam a stockbroker exam???....hahaha

[gschneid]

So when they won't let you be a doc anymore, you have wall street to fall back on.

[the_punisher]

i heard you dont have to take USMLE Step 1, 2 and 3 anymore...

[BTP Julian]

I Heard ths school is about to purchase the whole island...making living expences for the students much cheaper in the next 6 months

[Future MD | DM erutuF]

This just in, the Cali board has scheduled a review of the school in July. The word is Dr. VK invited the CMB to an all-night drinking session at O-Bar, with no designated drivers of course.

[the_punisher]

This just in, the Cali board has scheduled a review of the school in July. The word is Dr. VK invited the CMB to an all-night drinking session at O-Bar, with no designated drivers of course.

and when the CMB members are all drunk, they can come up and look at our school and then reject again using the USUAL judgement skills they have ( by that i mean that their judgment skills are just as good as a drunk )

[DrCannoli]

Wait this is an SMU forum...I thought it was for Harvard....god I don't chat with Caribbean lamers

[UFTim]

Alright, alright...it was fun, but this is turning into an "increase your post count thread", which it's not.

I had dinner with a fellow student tonight who told me he freaked out when he saw this thread. He obviously read it a little more and saw it was a joke. Of course, he didn't think any more jokes about the school are that funny for what some of us have been through.