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fossildoc
11-07-2007, 06:04 PM
It's no secret that Arubans are not coffee drinkers. Nothing wrong with that; every country has its own cuisine, and coffee is simply not part of Aruba's.

But Aruba's main source of income is the tourist trade, and the overwhelming majority of those tourists are from the United States, where people are big coffee drinkers. Is it unreasonable, then, to expect that restaurants which cater to tourists -- like those near the harbor where the school is located -- would try to learn the fine art of regular coffee brewing, American style?

If you go into an Aruban eatery near school, like Quiznos, Pizza Charlie's, or Dushi's, and ask for coffee, they go through a sort of ballet to make a custom-brewed concoction which fits into one of those little cups that looks like it came from a child's teacup set. I could pour the entire contents into my external auditory canal (that's medical mumbo-jumbo for my ear) without spilling a drop, and it tastes terrible, besides. So today, when my mouth was watering for a good old-fashioned submarine sandwich and big cup of coffee, I walked into Quiznos and -- after having glanced at the Nescafé espresso machine -- asked the cashier if they made American-style coffee. The sandwhich crew was petulantly motioning me to come to their station to place my order, but I brushed them off. The cashier gave me a polite 'no', and I put on the most indignant face I could without being offensive and left, exercising the only power a consumer can exert against a merchant: denying them profit.

There is one chain of stores in which an American-style cup of coffee can be bought: Dunkin' Donuts. This should come as no surprise, because it's an American company. Surely trainers must come here to instruct store managers on how to run the place. One of the busiest Dunkin' Donuts shops is in the tourist trap district down the street from the harbor, where people getting off the ships are plucked clean to the limits of their credit cards. Unfortunately, Dunkin' Donuts makes only one kind of sandwich -- an egg and cheese, optionally with ham, on a croissant. But how many lunches of egg and cheese, optionally with ham, on a croissant, can I eat in a row?

There was some hope when a cafeteria opened up inside a school building at the start of the semester. The place was operated as a concession and with no supervision whatever by school personnel. The manager simply didn't understand that the overwhelmingly American and Canadian student body wasn't interested in their starchy Aruban delicacies. The first time I asked for coffee, they gave me a tiny cup of lukewarm water which I saw them take from the tap, into which they dissolved a half-teaspoon of instant coffee. They started to add a teaspoon of powdered milk, but I stopped them in the nick of time, and bought a container of real milk, some of which I poured into the tiny cup. Then I made them microwave it until it boiled.

The manager vowed to provide real coffee. And so, the next day there appeared a 40-cup coffee maker, but without the coffee. They used it to boil water so they wouldn't have to microwave it. They still served the same instant coffee, but acquiesced on the milk, which they kept a container of in the cooler.

Mercifully, they shut down. The place was cleaned out as of a few days ago. Why? Hopefully due to my aggressive campaign to boycott the place after I and two other students got food poisoning from bread made without preservatives and kept unrefrigerated overnight. The Aruban custom is not to use preservatives; the bread tastes much better, but it is never stored overnight. The supermarkets are sold out of fresh bread early each evening.

With all of the stresses of med school weighing on students, and all of the daily incidents that befall us, you'd think the System would at least grant us the simple pleasure of a good cup of coffee. Is this some metaphysical existentialist torment designed to test our suitability to be physicians?

If you know of any place near school where I can sit down to a decent lunch and get a realistically-sized cup of freshly brewed coffee, please respond to this post. The first one to do so wins a prize: a free cup of coffee on me, at the suggested coffee emporium. But you must come up to me and announce yourself. Everyone knows who fossildoc is; if you don't, you're probably a pre-med, so ask one of the med students.

immunologic
11-07-2007, 06:45 PM
You mean there is no starbucks in Aruba?
But I am sure you guys have MikyDs, and Burger King, or you dont?

I think its our birth right to have MikyDs,electricity,water[24 hours with hot/cold options],internet, and a place for a cuppa.Thats all we need.Is that much to ask?:D

fossildoc
11-07-2007, 07:01 PM
You mean there is no starbucks in Aruba?
But I am sure you guys have MikyDs, and Burger King, or you dont?

I think its our birth right to have MikyDs,electricity,water[24 hours with hot/cold options],internet, and a place for a cuppa.Thats all we need.Is that much to ask?:D

Thank you; I had forgotten about them. We have the Golden Arches and BK Broilers, but they're not close to school. Anyway, I don't eat there any more since I swore off red meat years ago, and after having seen "Supersize Me" (or whatever the name of that movie was), I stay as far away from fast food joints as I can. Since Mickey D's apple pie is really chicken pieces (read the box) with artificial apple flavor, I wouldn't be surprised if their coffee was made from ground chicken beak. They simply won't waste anything. BK is probably the same. I've had both of their coffees many times; it always tastes weak and "harsh", like it wasn't custom-blended for taste, but for cheapness. I think that harsh taste comes from under-roasted coffee beans, which of course costs less than fully-roasted beans. The Dunkin' Donuts coffee is really good.

In the context of the birth and death of galaxies, or even in the much lesser context of the toils of medical school, the coffee situation shouldn't amount to a hill of beans (:)), but it's symbolic of how important simple pleasures can be amidst the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

immunologic
11-07-2007, 08:11 PM
Thank you; I had forgotten about them. We have the Golden Arches and BK Broilers, but they're not close to school. Anyway, I don't eat there any more since I swore off red meat years ago, and after having seen "Supersize Me" (or whatever the name of that movie was), I stay as far away from fast food joints as I can. Since Mickey D's apple pie is really chicken pieces (read the box) with artificial apple flavor, I wouldn't be surprised if their coffee was made from ground chicken beak. They simply won't waste anything. BK is probably the same. I've had both of their coffees many times; it always tastes weak and "harsh", like it wasn't custom-blended for taste, but for cheapness. I think that harsh taste comes from under-roasted coffee beans, which of course costs less than fully-roasted beans. The Dunkin' Donuts coffee is really good.

In the context of the birth and death of galaxies, or even in the much lesser context of the toils of medical school, the coffee situation shouldn't amount to a hill of beans (:)), but it's symbolic of how important simple pleasures can be amidst the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

I disagree, how can people survive without black bean juice is a mystery to me?:congrats:
Birth and death of galaxies....did you read any S.P.Pada books?

ams
11-08-2007, 01:08 PM
other then dunkin donuts, i use to hit up valero for nescafe capacinno...sometimes when i was in the mood i would go for the vanilla or hazzlenut...sigh..the good times.




"that hard life builds character"

fossildoc
11-08-2007, 04:37 PM
Birth and death of galaxies....did you read any S.P.Pada books?
No. My guys are Isaac Asimov and Marcel Proust.

immunologic
11-08-2007, 08:11 PM
No. My guys are Isaac Asimov and Marcel Proust.
awesoooome

ol' man
11-08-2007, 11:11 PM
Since Mickey D's apple pie is really chicken pieces (read the box) with artificial apple flavor,


Actually not quite right...

McDonald's USA - USA Core Menu Items by Ingredients (http://www.mcdonalds.com/app_controller.nutrition.categories.ingredients.in dex.html)
Baked Apple Pie:
Pastry: Enriched flour (bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, ferrous sulfate, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), partially hydrogenated soybean oil, soy lecithin, artificial flavor, beta carotene (color), water, sugar, yeast, salt, L-cysteine (dough conditioner). Filling and Topping: Apples (citric acid, ascorbic acid, salt), high fructose corn syrup, water, sugar, food starch-modified, sorbitol, dextrose, sodium citrate, sodium alginate, dicalcium phosphate, spices, salt, brown sugar, dehydrated apples (with citric acid), partially hydrogenated soybean oil, natural (vegetable source) and artificial flavors, annatto and turmeric (color), caramel color. CONTAINS: WHEAT AND SOY LECITHIN

jasano
11-11-2007, 10:54 PM
Gotcha... Bring coffee down with me to Aruba and charge $5.00 a cup. Note to self: raise price to $10.00 for anyone claiming to be Fossil Doc. :)

fossildoc
11-11-2007, 11:02 PM
Actually not quite right...


I accept your correction, but Supersize Me said it was chicken. Maybe McD changed it after the movie came out.

fossildoc
11-11-2007, 11:04 PM
Gotcha... Bring coffee down with me to Aruba and charge $5.00 a cup. Note to self: raise price to $10.00 for anyone claiming to be Fossil Doc. :)
How will you know it's not the real fossildoc?

If you're coming to Aruba, hurry up because there's a circus across the street from the school. Here's how to make a million dollars at the circus:
1. Mix one dollar's worth of milkshake ingredients.
2. Sell for two dollars.
3. Repeat one million times.