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Old 03-26-2005, 10:21 PM
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Re: mental status exam

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i think i am gonna use these on my next mental status exam and see what i get
rrod to patient: "Yes, you are suffering from medicalitis. A chronic inflammation of your logic center that is often suffered by medical students and practitioners due to an acute response of their immune system because they think they're being filled with a lot of crap."
No, no. The proper term for that disorder is fecocephaly.
I hear there's no cure...


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Dang. Thanks for correcting me Jon, I haven't taken Path yet so forgive me.
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Histo probably hates you.

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you really have nothing better to do, huh?
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Yeah, get in line for the I hate histo club.

What makes it more nerve-wracking is we get our physio scores back that morning. And wow, did not enjoy that test.

There are two ways that make me scared silly on a test:
1) I just didn't study and therefore don't know anything and suffer hysterical blindness.

2) I studied but the test was bone chilling hard and I suffer from hysterical pregnancy.

#2 definitely described physio.
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i still need reveiw the old material


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