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well i think my personal statement will start something like this.....
"Hi, my name is Skipper. I own a medical school located behind BB's across the street from another medical school. Over the past few years, I have worked hard at my own education and development of Skipper's Medical University. Since the creation of my medical school, I have proudly graduated a cow, 3 chickens, a 3 legged donkey, and 4 SMU (the true SMU) transfers." Let me know if you guys think it is good skipper
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My ID says MD....wow! Formerly known as "AssyrianSkipper" PGY-1 Internal Medicine Goal, not to kill anyone during my first month of residency.  No, I cannot help you get a residency.  President and Dean of-- Skipper's Medical Univeristy of the Dutch West Indies--SMU-DWI Apply Now.....Get an MD in 6 Weeks.... If you fail at AUC, SGU, or Ross why not transfer to SMU, if you fail at SMU, why not try another SMU.
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08-16-2007, 01:21 PM
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the goats are graduating this year!
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My ID says MD....wow! Formerly known as "AssyrianSkipper" PGY-1 Internal Medicine Goal, not to kill anyone during my first month of residency. No, I cannot help you get a residency. President and Dean of-- Skipper's Medical Univeristy of the Dutch West Indies--SMU-DWI Apply Now.....Get an MD in 6 Weeks.... If you fail at AUC, SGU, or Ross why not transfer to SMU, if you fail at SMU, why not try another SMU.
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08-16-2007, 01:27 PM
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Skipper's Medical University is opening its new dorms for this upcoming fall. I attached a new picture of the state of the art dorms. They will be named in honor of our first graduate Molly the Cow.
Skipper
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My ID says MD....wow! Formerly known as "AssyrianSkipper" PGY-1 Internal Medicine Goal, not to kill anyone during my first month of residency. No, I cannot help you get a residency. President and Dean of-- Skipper's Medical Univeristy of the Dutch West Indies--SMU-DWI Apply Now.....Get an MD in 6 Weeks.... If you fail at AUC, SGU, or Ross why not transfer to SMU, if you fail at SMU, why not try another SMU.
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08-16-2007, 01:28 PM
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oh, i forgot to mention of staff has recently purchased 2 new basketball nets and we hope in the near future to buy two basketball hoops and our final goal of purchasing a basketball that holds air!
Lets hear it for the staff and the new basketball nets! skipper
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My ID says MD....wow! Formerly known as "AssyrianSkipper" PGY-1 Internal Medicine Goal, not to kill anyone during my first month of residency. No, I cannot help you get a residency. President and Dean of-- Skipper's Medical Univeristy of the Dutch West Indies--SMU-DWI Apply Now.....Get an MD in 6 Weeks.... If you fail at AUC, SGU, or Ross why not transfer to SMU, if you fail at SMU, why not try another SMU.
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08-16-2007, 01:42 PM
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we at Skipper's Medical University do not like to fall behind the remaining caribbean school in student services, so I would like to show you our new basketball court! Please, be patient our new nets are coming soon!
skipper
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My ID says MD....wow! Formerly known as "AssyrianSkipper" PGY-1 Internal Medicine Goal, not to kill anyone during my first month of residency. No, I cannot help you get a residency. President and Dean of-- Skipper's Medical Univeristy of the Dutch West Indies--SMU-DWI Apply Now.....Get an MD in 6 Weeks.... If you fail at AUC, SGU, or Ross why not transfer to SMU, if you fail at SMU, why not try another SMU.
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08-16-2007, 06:18 PM
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This is the best school ever.
You forgot the Second SECRET to pass CS in to talk in your home made language, or teletubi talk  and if they still do not understand then you say to them in ENGLISH" Men you are stupid, I do not want you as a patient and then leavethe room" Disclaimer this is a joke Do not do this on your test 
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08-16-2007, 06:19 PM
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I think you do not have the capacity for the transfers, now that they are so MOTIVATED because of the basketball nets.
I think the goat will have to share the room, after all.
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