Sponsored Links
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 19
  1. #1
    Doctor Monkey's Avatar
    Doctor Monkey is offline Member 511 points
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    102
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0

    VERY Important tips for Block 1 Exam

    I know that everyone has bent over backwards to get ready for the first block exam of the semester.



    Some of you are feeling like your head is not where it should be at this point.



    While others of you are feeling quite confident.




    Nobody has a distinct advantage over anyone else here at AUC.



    Everyone here is under the same great deal of pressure.



    Just remember that nobody has tied you down and forced you to do this. This was all your decision.



    Try to make the right decisions.



    Keep your eyes on the goal. We will get there eventually. Just ask those who have gone before us and whose footsteps we follow in.
    (pic of old couple giving the finger deemed to be obscene by moderator)


    Your hard work will have great rewards.




    After the exam, if this is your friend, pat him on the back and congratulate him on a job well done.



    If your friend has gone down in flames, be sure to give them encouragement and let them know that there will always be another test.



    Whatever you do, do not ridicule someone who has not done as well as you.



    If all goes well, you will make it to 5th, (6th or 7th for some) and get to do the genital exams.
    (pic of woman standing next to 7 foot tall vagina deemed to be obscene by moderator)


    No matter what, always understand that we are all very fortunate for the opportunity to become doctors. There are many less fortunate that did not make it into medical school. If your friends look like they are feeling down, help them to put a smile on their face.



    Good luck to all on exams and remember to never give up......Doctor Monkey


    Last edited by Doctor Monkey; 10-05-2008 at 06:41 PM.

  2. #2
    CaptainInsaneO's Avatar
    CaptainInsaneO is offline Permanently Banned 510 points
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    multiple accounts
    Posts
    587
    Downloads
    11
    Uploads
    0
    user cannot play nice
    Last edited by Moderator; 10-04-2008 at 10:39 AM. Reason: (TOS) Flaming

  3. #3
    angermngment is offline Member 510 points
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    245
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    awww come on... Doc Monkey is trying to be funny.

    I think the post is good, but if people are too stressed out to be on VMD, they probably wont see it until after the block.

  4. #4
    Doctor Monkey's Avatar
    Doctor Monkey is offline Member 511 points
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    102
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0

    strange response

    I am puzzled by the response to my post by CaptainInsaneO. I must be missing something.

    Do I need to get a life??

    I have been married to a beautiful woman for over thirteen years and have beautiful, wonderful and healthy children.

    I have had the opportunity to serve in the US Military during a time of War.

    I have the opportunity to become a doctor and my chances of success are close to 100% now.

    I have owned my own business, two houses, several very nice cars and a nice motorcycle.

    What am I missing out on?

    If you are implying that I spend too much time on value md, you might look at your over 550 single sentenced negative posts compared to my 68 somewhat entertaining and informative posts.

    It is good for you, CaptainInsaneO, that AUC does not use medical school interviews to screen out (less than nice people) (edited) such as yourself. You might make it through the basic science portion of medical school, but your negative attitude will not be appreciated as much once you get to your clinical rotations.



    Being a (less than nice person) (edited) will only serve to limit your future opportunities......Doctor Monkey
    Last edited by Doctor Monkey; 10-03-2008 at 01:00 PM. Reason: typo

  5. #5
    SuperiorVenaCava is offline Junior Member 510 points
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    33
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Great advice Doctor Monkey! I am in for January 2009 just waiting for my letter. I'll be sure to heed your words closely and with wisdom.

    As a side note, if I had a monkey (whether or not he was a doctor) I would most likely call him Bangerang...just seems like a really good monkey name.

  6. #6
    DRDRWMD's Avatar
    DRDRWMD is offline Elite Member 515 points
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Long Island
    Posts
    4,649
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    I am off the island, but still found the post rather entertaining. Good luck with the first round of exams, all y'all and as we used to say, "May the PASS be with you".
    PGY-1 Preliminary Medicine Resident

  7. #7
    slevit1MD's Avatar
    slevit1MD is offline Ultimate Member 665 points
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Baltimore, MD
    Posts
    6,383
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Monkey View Post
    I am puzzled by the response to my post by CaptainInsaneO. I must be missing something.


    I have been married to a beautiful woman for over thirteen years and have beautiful, wonderful and healthy children.

    I have had the opportunity to serve in the US Military during a time of War.

    I have the opportunity to become a doctor and my chances of success are close to 100% now.

    I have owned my own business, two houses, several very nice cars and a nice motorcycle.

    hahahaha....well said
    Last edited by Moderator; 10-04-2008 at 10:40 AM. Reason: (TOS) flaming in quotations
    slevit1, M.D. Hidden Content
    PGY-1, Emergency Medicine

  8. #8
    shwin's Avatar
    shwin is offline Member 514 points
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    reading room, first table on the right, aka the president's chair
    Posts
    302
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0
    game set and match
    Last edited by Moderator; 10-04-2008 at 10:41 AM. Reason: TOS (flaming in quotations)

  9. #9
    FOID's Avatar
    FOID is offline Ninja Moderator 9382 points
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Battlestar Galactica
    Posts
    38,178
    Downloads
    1
    Uploads
    0
    everyone, remember the TOS.
    Posterior Fornix!

    ValueMD Super Moderator

  10. #10
    FOID's Avatar
    FOID is offline Ninja Moderator 9382 points
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Battlestar Galactica
    Posts
    38,178
    Downloads
    1
    Uploads
    0
    i suggest people to edit their posts of TOS violations, including the ones that are quoted.
    Posterior Fornix!

    ValueMD Super Moderator

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Important Safety Tips!
    By ViaAerea in forum Universidad Autonoma de Guadalajara (UAG)
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 07-12-2010, 01:09 PM
  2. Block 4 Exam Rooms
    By RfisherMD in forum American University of the Caribbean (AUC)
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 08-08-2009, 10:10 AM
  3. Block 2 Path 1 exam...
    By t_diddy43 in forum St. Matthews University School of Medicine
    Replies: 32
    Last Post: 10-01-2007, 04:48 PM
  4. First Block Exam
    By Goaliegurl33 in forum American University of the Caribbean (AUC)
    Replies: 39
    Last Post: 09-17-2007, 03:17 PM
  5. Block I Anatomy Exam
    By M.E the MD in forum St. Matthews University School of Medicine
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 09-23-2006, 10:48 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Site Meter