1. What is the school like?
2. Do they breath oxygen down there on St. Maarten?
3. What are we talking about in the way of food, is it all just bananas?
4. Voodoo, an issue?
5. What is the med school student/zombie ratio like there?
6. In relation to zombies, do they go more brain or flesh in general?
7. Football, I hate football, do they show it there?
8. Be honest, are the profs out to get us and ruin our lives?
9. I hate reggae, is there much of that down there?
10. Do the dorm rooms have floors or is it dirt?

More later.

Interesting........

All these answers can be found on the FAQ part of their website, jeez.

Since these aren't covered in the past posts, I can't exactly say "do a search"

DAMN U!!!!!! U've ruined my purpose here on valuemd... that is to tell people to run a search...

I need a hole to crawl into now.

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Even my zombie based questions?

Cool, will do. FAQ, here I come!!!

Uuuuummmmm.... The FAQ gave me no help on zombies. I am very afraid of zombies and it is a big problem down there if "The Serpent and the Rainbow" has taught me anything.

I also got no insight into oxygen.....

Wendy knows more about zombies than I do. You'll have to ask her. There is also oxygen here. Tile on the floors. I don't know what the voodoo practices are of all these godless islanders. There is football at sportsbooks. That's all I feel like answering.

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zombies raid the anatomy lab once a semester in the middle of the night... BEWARE... muhahahaha

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Me fail English? That's unpossible. - Ralph Wiggum

1. Pretty good.
2. Yes we still do, although as a revenue-generating measure, the administration has decided to vacuum-pump the school and require students to purchase their own portable air supply from one of their licensed vendors. Don't worry, though -- an additional $3,000 per semester has been added to your financial aid certification.
3. Of course not, silly! What kind of primitive island do you think this is? We also have coconuts! DUH!
4. Only if you forget your weekly goat sacrifice...
5. Nearly all zombie-related issues can be traced back to someone not heeding the advice of question 4.
6. No, they sense our power and seek the life essence of our precious bodily fluids.
7. I don't know exactly; would you consider "on every TV and radio not owned by an American" as "everywhere?"
8. See question 4.
9. See question 7. You've just got to learn to love it, sorry. Smoke a joint or something.
10. Dirt. I mean, if it was good enough for Abe Lincoln, surely it is good enough for you...

Wait, I thought we use the mummified corpses in anatomy??? Geez if I don't get the unique opportunity to work on mummys I'm withdrawing my application