I´m gonna vote the same way I vote every time. I will listen to the various candidates reggaeton and bachata songs, and carefully weigh their dancing skills on the television commercials. Then after listening to what my favorite pelotero says and taking into account the oh so important impact of the possible candidate on my illegal ventures and possible rum taxing aspirations, I will ultimetely decide on the candidate who gives me the most money on election day. Ya tu sabes.