I have copied and pasted from my other post...this is what it read about the MERP MANSION


As a reply to jmnoq’s post I will post the flipside to the MERP MANSION which I too stayed in 2 semesters ago. The house initially started off as an OK place to stay, then things got messy….really messy. First off newbie’s DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT ever pay upfront. The merp mansion goes for nearly $30,000/ semester...Do you know how long it takes someone to save 30k!!! Its your money guys be careful with it cause the landlords in Miami are shady (not just this one) once they have your money, well that’s it they have your money and most of the time are not willing to help ..case and point..my stay at merp mansion.
This is what I experienced while staying at the Merp Mansion.

1.) There are enormous amounts of BUGS that invade the home. True we werent the cleanest people on earth, were college kids but I'm talking ants, cockroaches, millipedes, HUGE grasshoppers, everything...if don't believe me, scroll down to look at the pictures!!
2.) The fridge constantly gets hot and spoils our food.
3.) She advertised bi-weekly cleaning and then after we signed our leases, she claims it was never advertised. We have the flyer to prove it was!
4.) Our internet frequently goes out, and at one point it was out for a week, the owner was notified the first day.
5.) One night the plumbing had a clog, the owner made us pay for it stating it was our fault. We paid and the Roto Rooter man told us, if this happens again its because of the septic tank being full. 2 days later it clogged again, we still have not recieved our refund of 250.00 for the first unclogging.
6.) The owner has offered more than one, but there may be more, of my housemates money (100 dollars) to "reccomend" the MERP MANSION to others coming to MERP. DESPITE, the problems listed. I dont belive they have reccomended it.
7.) She claims the house comes with cable, which is true, however whats not told is it is the MOST BASIC cable with pretty much only local channels and many spanish channels. NO FX (house) No MTV No movie channels nothing so when your trying to relax you pretty much dont have tv as an option. That's not even expanded basic cable
8.) For the past month I have complained that I have NO water pressure in my shower. The water drips from my shower head onto my head. Finally today, L* decided that maybe she would fix it. I have had to rent a hotel room 3 times due to either the shower not working, or the house flooding due to the septic tank overflowing, and L made no effort to help us. She did finally fix this problem and it works fine now.
9.) In mine and my roomates room, there are two french doors that are completely rotted away. L* claimed she was going to have them fixed because when it rains, water and bugs come right into our room. The doors are still not fixed! She did make an attempt to fix them recently but none the less there is still a huge gap allowing pests in.
10.) No one in the house was notified that we do not have ANY type of city sewage or city water. Yes, that means every drop of water that runs through our pipes comes from a well in the ground. I figured out why it is sometimes yellow













This is just a SMALL list of events that went down when i lived at the merp mansion.


After making a post here on value MD I was threatened by my landlord, the same one that is currently renting the place who I must keep anonymous but am allowed to use her Initials LK so that is what she will be referred to during the rest of this post.
After making an initial post about the merp mansion LK threatened me with 2 attorney’s. The first one was a Mr. Spiegal who consistently harassed me during school hours and the 2nd was Martin Saenz of Saenz law firm in Miami. I received a “Cease and desist” order from him. (which can be posted in word format if needed as proof) Now we all know that we came to med school to learn medicine not law but you and I also both know in something called “Freedom Of Speech”…LK soon found out about this also. Just as anyone is allowed to post good information im allowed to show the flipside which is what I did. When I attempted to talk to LK she told me “I should have never posted on ValueMD and that if I wanted to make it up to her I would get on and post ONLY GOOD THINGS.” On more than one occasion when I was living there LK had many of my roomates post up on valueMD how “great” the merp mansion was. She offered one of my roommates who is a real estate agent in California 100/person he could get to stay at our place. Every time someone came we told them the truth and for that reason after our class left the next class LK only had 3 tennates which she blamed on me. She attempted to sue me for 15.000 (the cost of losing 3 tennates) because I told THE TRUTH on value MD. After leaving merp LK then sent our refund checks as promised, unfortunately mine got destroyed and needed to be replaced, this is where a problem arose. LK refused to send me a replacement check for my deposit (nearly $1000) unless my MOM, yes I said my mom, posted something nice on valueMD about her Merp Mansion. Well that didn’t happen and I NEVER I repeat NEVER received my refund from LK. I had to personally go to Miami (I live in texas) to LK’s bank and sign and notarize a form saying the last check was destroyed and LK would not be held responsible. LK refused to help me in this situation. I don’t think any of you would just throw away 1000 dollars and her not helping made it even harder to get my money back.
I want everyone to be aware of the TROUBLE I went through during MERP so it doesn’t happen to you. Medical school we do not need outside influences getting in our way. As a result of always having my landlord and her lawyers down my back my grades began to suffer, something I want to keep from happening to the next class. I barley made it onto the island but now am doing very well.

The furniture is wicker 1970 and very uncomfortable to sit on. For the nearly 30,000 LK makes per semester at merp, it NEEDS to be upgraded which obviously hasn't been done since i was there.

This post is my opinion and should only be used as reference. I want to tell everyone the TRUTH whether it be good or bad about any places in Miami or on the island. I believe im still entitled to my opinion and take it for what its worth. Feel free to PM me with ANY questions you have. I have many more pictures and even recorded conversations between my landlord and I. PLEASE BEWARE OF MERP MANSION AND SPEND YOUR MONEY WISLEY!!