For UJ, Warsaw, and Poz:

Which school has the most helpful faculty?
All about the same.

Best USMLE pass rates?
All about the same.

Most state recognized?
All about the same.

Best clinicals, etc.?
All about the same.

If they had to fight it out (no rabbit punches or groin shots)?
Poznan.

If it's based on the amount of non-white people or cultural diversity?
They each fail miserably.

If you rank them on food?
I say UJ. The pathetic attempts at asian, mexican, spanish, and french cuisine in Krakow are slightly better than Poz or Warsaw.

If you're catholic?
UJ again. Pope likes Krakow most.

If you're not catholic?
Just convert. It's just simpler.

I hope my advice/opinions have saved you and that the greatness that is your future career as a physician all is based on my post today. Good luck to you, sir!

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year 2 of 4, Jagiellonian University, Krakow, Poland (in spirit at least )