Hi Chav,
Im applying from the UK to and agree wit everything you said. Although I thought th eabbey college fee was closer to £1000 (from the top of my head around £1,150).
Although they have promoted the school in recent years and although they do organise trips for professors and tailor exams, the fee is a bit high.
I tried doing what Miklos suggested a while back. I maled the admin department- TWICE asking for dircet application. No luck. I even mailed a dean tutor and he said he woud be very happy to receive my application etc. BUT I have to apply through Abbey Colleges.

At least I tried.
If you do find a way then please mail me Chav.
Good Luck
Mr Cool